252. Pretend to see without one in the event that lights is out, remarking on occasion how higher the book was.
253. Use it your bed. Get up on it, and you can imagine to browse for around a quarter-hour. Up coming, pretend to “eliminate,” and drop off the bed onto the floor. Imagine you’re drowning up to your roommate arrives over to “rescue” you.
Get a great surfboard
254. Remain a hamster as an animal. Buy a blender, and work out milkshakes each and every day. After that, 1 day, take away the hamster. Make a-shake playing with enough ketchup. In case your roomie comes in, look at the move, look at the empty crate, and you may tell your roommate, “I became curious.”
255. Generate toast to have break fast each morning, but never plug the brand new toaster in the. Consume the fresh basic dough, looking at the toaster angrily, and complain your toaster does not know what it’s performing. When your roomie ways plugging they when you look at the, continue an effective tangent on fire-cover potential risks.
256. Finish off all of your things and you will inform your roomie one you are going off to “wind up.” Log off, and you will return in approximately ten minutes. If the roommate requires, explain that you’re not a difficult kid/woman discover.
257. Never ever consult your roommate really. If you wish to ask or make sure he understands/the lady anything, check out several other area and you may phone call him/the girl toward mobile phone.
258. When s/the guy brings they, dump they on the floor and you will quickly go to bed. In the event the s/the guy ever before does not want to provide you with one glass of liquid, rest to the sleep and you will imagine are perishing of dehydration, to make unpleasant gagging audio, until s/the guy does therefore. (more…)